Pity the poor weary beleaguered residents of May Fair, almost as soon as the Gaza peace treaty was signed which allowed them to once again venture out of doors and visit their restaurants, they are invaded once again. Only this time the invaders are not war protesters but Hippies!
According to the ever reliable free London papers who had carried the story last week, the Hippies have taken up residence in two houses worth £15m each that over look Hyde Park, and are, according to one of the 'young people' ('many from overseas') "living the dream".
HUMBUG
"I'm very upset, we don't want this sort of thing in such a beautiful part of London" huffed and puffed 'mister Ian Brimhurst of the Westminster's homeowners assoc', while Martin, 'a self styled Hippie' said "the view at sunset over Hyde park is magic, especially from the penthouse".
ITS HIP TO BE SQUARE
The Hippies moved in about two months ago and so far the owner of the properties, the Duke of Westminster has not taken any apparent action to remove them, this has been the cause of much consternation and humbuggery among the locals who wish for something to be done, and are reportedly fearing the Hippies may turn the Duke into a Cafe-bongo/Robert Morley-esq laidback, groovy daddio figure, letting the Hippies 'shack up' for the winter.
The fears were compounded when the Hippies 'set up an informal art collective, spending their days playing music and creating art installations and painting' (each other in the nude i shouldn't wonder).
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