AAAAH.

When i got up yesterday morning the flat felt a bit chilly so i hit upon the brilliant idea of turning the cooker on and holding my clothes near the flames to warm them up,"quicker than waiting for the radiators to warm up" i smugly thought, so i held my trousers near the cooker to warm them, after a couple of minutes turned them round to heat up the other side, still sleepy it took a moment before i noticed that on the side i had just turned over to there was now a large sheet of flame where the bum should be. How i didn't notice the flames licking my fingers or the acrid denim smoke i don't know, what i do know is that i wont be doing that again -until i forget what happened and do it again.