THE WISDOM OF JADE JAGGER

One of the least expected pundits in this election was Jade Goo..sorry, Jagger. I only mention her because she recently opened up her own shop on All Saints road, and while trying to think up a name for it she must of been hit by the lightning bolt of originality and zapped with ten thousand volts of creativity because the name she chose for her shop was.... J.J's. Inspiring.

Ms Jagger was also interviewed in the Standard recently and gave the Conservative party a boost by bigging up their rave credentials as a reason for us to vote for them, she not only told us
PHOTO- A DANGEROUS MEMBER OF THE 'ENEMY WITHIN' IS HAULED AWAY FOR LOOKING SMELLY. .
(again) about how Camerons wife is down with Tricky (oh yeah, I'm sure she and Tricky are great mates, top muckers Im sure) but also how Camerons sister used to be involved with sound systems (well, an ex-boyfriend ran a small one). This was an interesting idea of Jades, vote for the party who had not only spent millions of pounds and human man hours chasing the sound systems and their supposters all over Britain and Europe (the Tory rulers even instructed the Euro Parliament on how to deal with these repetitive noiseniks), they also tried to outlaw and ban certain music. This 'war's' opening salvo happened at the famous 'battle of the beanfield' in 1985 when atrocities  were committed against pregnant women and those holding small children (photographic evidence was used to prove this), as well as the ordered destruction of homes.
So, according to Jade Jagger, we should vote Conservative because a couple of people 'Dave' knows who were into the 'Rave' scene, spent lots of time being chased around the country, risking arrest and the worst possible charges by a Conservative government hell bent on destroying their sub-culture/scene (whatever you want to call it) and cracking heads whenever they got the chance? that isnt the best endorsement I have heard for a political party, novel yes, but logical? no.
The situation became so serious that life was lost in the long struggle that followed.
And yet Jade Jagger wishes to big up the Tories rave credentials as propaganda for them? very strange logic, or lack of... indeed.