Tuesday 21 December 2010

NOTHING NEW YOUR MAJESTY

The photos of Charles and Camillas car getting pelted, and Camilla being outragrously "poked in the ribs" (D.Mail) was splashed across the Daily Mail and, well lots of others as well but it was the Mails hysterical reporting that got my attention, the paper was acting as if this was the first time that Englands useless eaters had gotten the temerity to actually target any Royals' vehicle with objects and abuse.
Nothing could be further from the truth of course, and to be honest, the Royals have had it far too easily in terms of historical context, there is for instance the famous cartoon of King George (I think, Ive an LP at home that has it on its cover but I cant find a copy online so cant illustrate this rant with it as I'd planned, oh well, next time) being pelted with all sorts of rotten and smelly items whilst also attracting a fair share of verbal abuse, and there are many other reports from down the ages of Royals being abused by the smelly multitudes.
Historically its business as 'normal' for the Monarchy.
With those in line being pelted and abused while the Big Banana at the Palace has been using her Dictatorial powers in the Colonies to over rule their Government and shut their Parliament (Canada) is like the bad old days ("orf with their heads"), although Liz was playing with fire there, shutting down Canada's Parliament because she didn't like the way they voted is only going to ignite even more anti Royalist feelings.
This time her Maj closed down the Canadian Parliament because she feared the party in power was going to lose a vote of no confidence and Mi'lady wasnt amused at the direction the Parliament would of taken afterwards, so through her Canadian Governer General she had their Parliament suspended.
Can I smell the whiff of 'Le Revolution' in the crisp Canadian air? After this incident its a dead cert, the Canadians are not amused either, or are they? Certain Politicians are anyway.
This move would help to quickly clear the way for the intergration of Canada with the U.S and Mexico for their 'North American Union', so it looks like we might be seeing a giant game of Political Chess being played here.
For a terrified Camilla though, who ended up cowering on the floor while a smiling Charles comforted her, it was her Royal baptism of fire, now that shes seen the baying mob up close she can claim to be a real Princess, and shes got something interesting to talk about over the cup cakes.
Im also surprised that in our day and age Charles didn't jump out of the car swinging his fists like a Geezer in defence of his bird, after all he did have a car full of armed Police as back up so didn't have anything to fear. Pussy.

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