THE CHICKOPALYPSE HAS BEGUN
The end of days is at hand, and the world will be consumed by an plague of mindless, Genetically altered mutant monster Zombie Chicken people, ones that were created in a lab by evil Scientists hell bent on filling people up with Genetically altered 'Frankenstein foods' style conveniency Chicken food.
Chickens that have been given the God treatment by the goggle eyed mad Doctors who say their new 'Chickens' are able to carry the H5N1 Avian Flu virus but not pass it onto those who eat them, now the
Genetically altered monster Chickens have been given the UK Governments 'OK' and are ready to go on sale to the general public as 'normal' meat/food.
So next time you eat something made from, or including a Chicken there is a possibility that your Genes may merge with those of the mutant Chickens and alter you into a Monster Zombie Chicken person (like Chickzilla here on the right).
Zombie Chicken people incapable of thinking, of feeling emotions...only existing to feed mindlessly on crispy McNuggets, chip shop Chicken and mushroom Pies, uninfected people...and stuff.
Even Vegetarians and Vegans may not be safe from the coming, Biblical in scale 'Chickapocypse', not even their high level of A1-smug cells may offer them any protection.
Not that it will matter though, once eaten this 'H1NI proof' Chicken could spread around the world and get into the bloodstreams of various ill people and sick animals, and there maybe no 100% guarantee that it wont mutate inside one or more individuals into a real killer virus and do nasty things to all or some air breathers, in an extreme worse case scenario. No one knows...yet.
No one knows...unless, the Scientists who came up with this idea have tested it out on themselves over a long period of time, like Abbie Hoffman did, except that they would of done the washing up instead of riding a bicycle, which I doubt.
The end of days is at hand, and the world will be consumed by an plague of mindless, Genetically altered mutant monster Zombie Chicken people, ones that were created in a lab by evil Scientists hell bent on filling people up with Genetically altered 'Frankenstein foods' style conveniency Chicken food.
Chickens that have been given the God treatment by the goggle eyed mad Doctors who say their new 'Chickens' are able to carry the H5N1 Avian Flu virus but not pass it onto those who eat them, now the
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So next time you eat something made from, or including a Chicken there is a possibility that your Genes may merge with those of the mutant Chickens and alter you into a Monster Zombie Chicken person (like Chickzilla here on the right).
Zombie Chicken people incapable of thinking, of feeling emotions...only existing to feed mindlessly on crispy McNuggets, chip shop Chicken and mushroom Pies, uninfected people...and stuff.
Even Vegetarians and Vegans may not be safe from the coming, Biblical in scale 'Chickapocypse', not even their high level of A1-smug cells may offer them any protection.
Not that it will matter though, once eaten this 'H1NI proof' Chicken could spread around the world and get into the bloodstreams of various ill people and sick animals, and there maybe no 100% guarantee that it wont mutate inside one or more individuals into a real killer virus and do nasty things to all or some air breathers, in an extreme worse case scenario. No one knows...yet.
No one knows...unless, the Scientists who came up with this idea have tested it out on themselves over a long period of time, like Abbie Hoffman did, except that they would of done the washing up instead of riding a bicycle, which I doubt.
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