Tuesday, 2 December 2008

RETURN TO SENDER

"I AIN'T GOING TO THAT HOUSE, YOUR MAD!".
I get misdirected mail in my letter box quite regularly and usually i don't mind just popping along to the houses and re posting it, but there is one address i am not Happy going to. Its silly i know but i am worried that someone might see me posting the letters and get the idea that i am associated in some way with the 'addressee', the fact that he is our resident 'swivel eyed lunatic' fascist and local BNP activist doesn't help. When his post has arrived in the past i've taken it round to the post box to have it re mailed, rather the bloke has to wait a few days more than i get a brick through my window thrown by some zealous young leftie keen to wipe the Nazi presence off the face of our sweet green earth.
Mr fascist has had his Windows smashed on more than one occasion (and has managed to get a lot of mileage from it, see box above right), mind you i don't think advertising who he is, where he is and what he does was going to be helpful in that respect, but if you wish to take a peek at his staggeringly scary website you would see for yourself that he isn't a very deep thinking or subtle man.
P.S, Locals think that it was actually radical leftie white people that smashed his windows not black.

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