THOU SHALT NOT HEADBUTT.

There was a right old set-to yesterday in the grounds of the church of ST John the evangelist on the corner of Harrow road and Kilburn lane, nearly spilling into the 'Christmas corner' tree selling site also situated in the church grounds, traders feared the brawl was going to endanger their Nordic pines and ruin their business.
According to an eye witness, the fight happened at around 1.30pm yesterday afternoon between pupils from the private Bales school and passing locals, the pupils who were not in uniform were at the school for some kind of sporting activity it seemed.
During the entire situation the only adult from the school to make an appearance was a teacher who sheepishly drove away from the school car park a few minutes after the fight was over with his head down, no one else attempted to intervene.
The fight ended when one of the main trouble making pupils was seen bare chested, running as fast as he could down Harrow road with his face covered in blood, the owner of the blood, a big stocky muscly bloke was overheard muttering "i couldn't hit him it would of killed him" through a bloody mouth and cut lip that had just been headbutted, the 'buttee' was last seen swearing oaths of vengeance and retribution into his mobile phone as he tried to round up a posse of mates to come back to the school on Monday to 'sort them out'.