DID YOU KNOW?

DID YOU KNOW?- that when a toilet is flushed minute particles of pooh can be flung out of the pan to a distance of anything up to twenty feet?
That is one Hell of a disgusting 'fact'.
The nasty thing is, I've got loads of that kind of 'info'.
Its the 'Nasal Haemorrhoid's' (and attendant details) that's usually the one that has most people curled up with a pillow over their faces as their stomach's contents shudder and beg to be released.
one at a time though, I don't want to spoil you.


"Oh dear Lord, its dripping from the light-bulb!"